"If You Want Me to Lead the Discussion, Don't Take it Over and Steal the Credit, You Troll of a Boss."

she talks til she's done,
striking in mid-afternoons,
desk serves as warzone.


(title submitted by Will T.)

"You Wooed her Like Venkman. She Was the Gatekeeper and You My Friend Were the Keymaster."

smoother than slimer,
the stay-puft marshmallow man
wished for moves like that.


(title submitted by Luke N.)

"Booz Allen"

fall has now arrived.
cubicles stretch for miles.
a tribe takeover.


(title submitted by me. deal with it.)

"Why the Simpsons are Better Than Family Guy"

this one is simple.
family guy is stupid.
1 2 3 4 5.


(title submitted by Dave J.)

"That's What She Said."

"...I'm just a little 'stitious."
"Double Jeopardy. We're fine."
"Who wants some man meat?"

(title submitted by Dave J.)
(all quotes courtesy Dunder Mifflin, Inc.)

"It's Like English on Steroids, But Not Buff Steroids, Like Complicated Steroids"

brobdingnagian
ampersands epitomize
superfluous text.

(title submitted by Brad P.)

"Pretension Abounds"

popped collars surround,
english majors smoking cloves,
UVA's finest.


(title submitted by Kelly C.)

"Haikus Don't Kill People..."

OJ sometimes does,
mobsters also (& nunchucks),
haikus are harmless.


(title submitted by Ryan H.)

"Halloween Season"

Florida costume:
mullet, jean shorts, bud light hat,
a big dog t-shirt.


(title submitted by Luke N.)

"English, Por Favor"

dear: the SAP button,
I did not mean to push you,
...Simpsons in Spanish.


(title submitted by Brad P.)

"Red and Yellow"

double-decker bus,
faces the weinermobile,
clash of the titans.


(title submitted by Weijia J.)

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