Tuesday, September 25, 2007

"I'm a Koala You're NOT a Koala"

power animals,
are important to discern.
i'm a koala.

(title submitted by Chrystal T.)

"General Acceptance"

oh, elevator.
lazy second floor people,
they just can't quit you.

(title submitted by Nick G.)

Monday, September 24, 2007

"Do I Dare Go on IM While at Work?"

a question of work ethics,
good thing I have none.

(title submitted by Dave J.)

Friday, September 21, 2007

"Are We Art? or is Art Art?"

one pretentious line,
followed by another one,
makes for weak haikus.

(title submitted by Beth G.)

Thursday, September 20, 2007

"The Moment When You Realize Your Vending Machine Item Is Stuck"

quickly turns to frustration,
time to kick machine.

(title submitted by Ben K.)

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

"In Place of Words"

I am LOL,
pwned b/c U r a n00b,
adam FTW.

(title submitted by Trina C.)

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

"Taser Takes Down a Gator"

questioning Kerry
could be interesting, but...
not worth taser-pain.

(title submitted by Will T.)

Monday, September 17, 2007

"The Melting Point of Eggs is Mayo"

the egg sandwiches,
they are uncontrollable-
bring the mayonnaise.

(title submitted by Aaron D.)

Friday, September 14, 2007

"The Monster vs. the Chocolate Cake"

slurring and hungry,
a stumble to the kitchen,
...the cake is finished.

(title submitted by Dave J.)

Thursday, September 13, 2007

"Delusions of Grandeur"

just for the record,
you don't want to be good at
eating krispy kremes.

(title submitted by Trina C.)

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

"The Punctual Opening of Her Car Door Enables the Untimely Purchase of My Bike"

seventy-two spoked,
judicious acquisition.

(title submitted by Rebecca W.)

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

"Rock of Love, Guilty Pleasure, Not Anymore"

catfights everywhere,
bandana-wearing singer,
Flavor Flav approves.

(title submitted by Luke N.)

Monday, September 10, 2007

"Crayola Sandwich"

burnt sienna lunch,
with a side of forest green,
crayons made me sick.

(title submitted by Kevin K.)

Friday, September 7, 2007

"I'd Scroll That."

is that an iphone?
ipod nano? not the same.
still scroll-worthy, though.

(title submitted by Rachel P.)

Thursday, September 6, 2007

"My dreams remind me of that movie where Steven Seagal and Ja Rule team up to take down a corrupt prison...what was it called again?"

slow-motion kick moves,
a gravelly-voiced rapper,
true justice is served.

(title submitted by Brad P.)

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

"New Haiku"

what is happiness?
does it come from places within?
is it hard to find?

it is, simply put,
perhaps more simply than thought,
a cupcake with lunch.

(title submitted by Alex L.)

*note- this is not a new haiku. it is, in fact, a haiku from the archives.

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

"Have you ever seen the coloring book the FBI put out to discredit the Black Panters?"

what happened to them?
Calvin and Hobbes used to be,
so open-minded.

(title submitted by Kevin K.)