"NICKELBACK"

repugnant. wretched.
odious. revolting. foul.
abominable.


(title submitted by Aaron D.)

"Fashion Makes My Heart Weak."

tophat at breakfast,
pajama pants at the store,
a bowtie at work.


(title submitted by Ryan H.)

"Jacqueline, We Need to Talk" aka haiku'ed's answer to "Trapped in a Closet"

my world changed today.
the web was so innocent,
I just wanted friends.

kevin, I knew it.
who is this "pennybuckle?"
then, it all made sense.

"scamulatory!"
was the first word from my mouth,
I made that term up.

oh, little Jackie,
I saw some pictures today,
they made me blush so.

your "tagged photos," are...
and oh dear, that "wall" of yours,
Jacqueline, let's talk.




(title suggested by Kishor N.)
(secondary title suggested by the author)

*note- there is a backstory on this haiku, if you are wondering.

"Trepidation Abounds, I Search for the Smell"

my mission is clear.
accusatory glances.
a tale unresolved.


(title submitted by Brad P.)

"Office Birthday Cake"

two-sided menace,
made of sugar, flour, and
awkward office chats.


(title submitted by Alex L.)

"Booyah Sunshine, A New Beginning for Acousticore"

ears will be ringing,
with the shrill, shrill voice of Luke,
are we yet prepared?




(title submitted by Will T.)

*note: for the uninitiated, this is acousticore

"New Employee Orientation: Parts 1 & 2"

lady is humming,
why did she sit next to me?
I want to strangle.

things have bottomed out,
girl next to me is snoring-
...speaker perseveres.