"That's What She Said."

"...I'm just a little 'stitious."
"Double Jeopardy. We're fine."
"Who wants some man meat?"

(title submitted by Dave J.)
(all quotes courtesy Dunder Mifflin, Inc.)

"It's Like English on Steroids, But Not Buff Steroids, Like Complicated Steroids"

brobdingnagian
ampersands epitomize
superfluous text.

(title submitted by Brad P.)

"Pretension Abounds"

popped collars surround,
english majors smoking cloves,
UVA's finest.


(title submitted by Kelly C.)

"Haikus Don't Kill People..."

OJ sometimes does,
mobsters also (& nunchucks),
haikus are harmless.


(title submitted by Ryan H.)

"Halloween Season"

Florida costume:
mullet, jean shorts, bud light hat,
a big dog t-shirt.


(title submitted by Luke N.)

"English, Por Favor"

dear: the SAP button,
I did not mean to push you,
...Simpsons in Spanish.


(title submitted by Brad P.)

"Red and Yellow"

double-decker bus,
faces the weinermobile,
clash of the titans.


(title submitted by Weijia J.)

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