"Just Got Hit in the Head by a Rogue Branch."

one rebellious tree
+
one unsuspecting victim
=
a comedy gem.


(title submitted by Kishor N.)

"How Did Tim Burton So Masterfully Make Me Now Equate Creepy and Scary Movies With Christmas Time."

scary claymation,
michael jackson as wonka,
chris walken headless??


(title submitted by Luke N.)

"Hodum's Links Depress Me"

the environment.
it produces many graphs;
all contain bad news.


(title submitted by Brad P.)

"If You Want Me to Lead the Discussion, Don't Take it Over and Steal the Credit, You Troll of a Boss."

she talks til she's done,
striking in mid-afternoons,
desk serves as warzone.


(title submitted by Will T.)

"You Wooed her Like Venkman. She Was the Gatekeeper and You My Friend Were the Keymaster."

smoother than slimer,
the stay-puft marshmallow man
wished for moves like that.


(title submitted by Luke N.)

"Booz Allen"

fall has now arrived.
cubicles stretch for miles.
a tribe takeover.


(title submitted by me. deal with it.)

"Why the Simpsons are Better Than Family Guy"

this one is simple.
family guy is stupid.
1 2 3 4 5.


(title submitted by Dave J.)